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The bartender looked like a young Tom Hanks circa Big/Splash. I don’t know why I thought that was totally hot but I did. I guess because a young Tom Hanks looks like Tom Everett Scott and that guy is legit hot. Anyway I was totally ready to hit on him like a drunk dad at batting practice but then my friend’s boyfriend said he was a douche. And that’s being nice. He actually let loose a long list of adjectives that this guy was, none of them complementary. And for once, I decided, yeah it’s not worth it. I know enough assholes. I am one. There’s really no need to add another one to that list, even if he does look like a young Tom Hanks.
I guess Taylor Swift and I are really growing up.
— New fav-or-it blog http://www.apocalypstick.com/2009/11/im-on-bleachers.html#comments
