Has anyone noticed how much the lack of cell phones is hindering Pauly D and The Situation’s game? A mass “Wat u up 2?” text that could easily cover hitting up 20 hotties must now be accomplised through individual phone calls from the Duck Phone at home base. Making creepin’ all the creepier.
— Insightful Vulture comment http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/01/jersey_shore_recap_top_ten_cat.html